We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
