i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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