Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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