Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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