once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think my moral compass just broke
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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