I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The adults are the big ones right?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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