And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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