The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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