Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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