i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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