What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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