I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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