So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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