What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
