I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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