he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Two words: blizzard sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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