yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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