she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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