Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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