I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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