i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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