Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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