I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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