She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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