Non-Jews are for practice
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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