i permit you to call me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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