I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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