I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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