i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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