no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
