she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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