Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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