You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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