Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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