awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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