Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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