you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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