I cockslap morals
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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