Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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