Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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