Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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