so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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