Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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