hotel room ftw
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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