Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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