also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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