I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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