Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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