I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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