Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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