i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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