I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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