So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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