ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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